THERE IS A COMMON QUESTION
WHY DID CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
NOW LETS SEE HOW THE SCIENTISTS ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alexander Graham Bell: To get to the nearest phone.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Robert Boyle: She had been under too much pressure at home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Marie Curie: She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nicolaus Copernicus: Despite the evidence of you senses I can show that itis mathematically simpler to describe it as the road passing under the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
C. J. Doppler: For its effect on passer-bys.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Thomas Edison: She thought it would be an illuminating experience
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Richard Feynman: It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actuallycame back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jean Foucault: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Karl Gauss: Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on theother side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.